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Living out of home while your dog is living with your parents.

God, i miss my midge.

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Army of two – The 40th day on xbox 360 co op

I started playing this game with ben on co op. its surprisingly fun, cool gun modifications etc, the graphics aren’t amazing, but they’re okay. It’s dumb as hell but fun in the way that Bad Boys II is fun.

A couple of examples of how dumb it is, when you hit a certain but (A i think) your characters will either, high five, play their guns like guitars, kick each other in the balls or play scissors paper rock.

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Matt Saliba

What a gentlemen this guy is, if he’s not wrestling me on a pool table, he’s probably taking a mother home to hang out and chat whilst he’s falling a asleep.
I don’t think its possible for any man or women not to love him.

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Sega Mega Drive Collection on PS3

JPIt’s missing Jurassic Park.
Other than that major fault, it’s pretty fun.

  • Altered beast two
  • Streets of rage two
  • and all the sonic the hedgehog one man can handle.

So its okay….i just wish it had Jurassic Park. and Aladdin

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Basty – 05-09

I saw this guy play in Newtown Cemetery recently, it was pretty cool so i purchased his CD for what was supposed to be one dollar but i gave 5 because of how much i enjoyed the show and it is awesome! I’d get into what i think it sounded like but I would prefer just to give a link so you can see for yourself. It’s easily worth more than 5 dollars. So i was pretty happy with that.

http://www.myspace.com/toadcrab

P.S there is a thrash song

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Not having a fly screen on your window

Oh man does this suck balls. I tell ya, I get no respect.

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GG MOSH

What a faggot this guy is. I’m pretty sure I’m gonna beat him up soon.

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Jakes TV

My friend gave our house a huge rear projection TV. It was awesome for one week, then it broke.

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Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7

Much of the same, which i have no problem with.

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Chill Cafe in Newtown

I keep saying I wont go back to this shit hole, but I always do (hot waitress). Every time i go to this place something bad happens:

  • I go there on a hot day and ask for a fruit smoothie, I was worried about the milk but thought ‘as long as it’s cold it will be fine. It wasnt cold. At all.
  • Then I get up and get a coke out of the fridge, and get in trouble off everyone for ‘being rude’, so then I lean back on my chair and the fucking thing breaks and I fall over.
  • Then they dont have eftpos.
  • Then i go back, put salt on my eggs and the cap of the shaker comes off and pours salt all over my food. I try to shake the bacon off and it slips out of my hand onto the ground.
  • Then i get a mango juice that was fucking warm.
  • Then the hot waitress is rude to me.

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