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The truth about Dylan Bird

David K. Smith EXPOSED!

I found this on my myspace and lol’d to myself.

I give it 2.0 Balls!

- Matheson

Living out of home while your dog is living with your parents.

God, i miss my midge.

Sucks Balls! -2.0 Testicles.

Army of two – The 40th day on xbox 360 co op

I started playing this game with ben on co op. its surprisingly fun, cool gun modifications etc, the graphics aren’t amazing, but they’re okay. It’s dumb as hell but fun in the way that Bad Boys II is fun.

A couple of examples of how dumb it is, when you hit a certain but (A i think) your characters will either, high five, play their guns like guitars, kick each other in the balls or play scissors paper rock.

Has Balls! 1.4 Testicles

Matt Saliba

What a gentlemen this guy is, if he’s not wrestling me on a pool table, he’s probably taking a mother home to hang out and chat whilst he’s falling a asleep.
I don’t think its possible for any man or women not to love him.

Has Balls! 2.0 testicles!

Sega Mega Drive Collection on PS3

JPIt’s missing Jurassic Park.
Other than that major fault, it’s pretty fun.

  • Altered beast two
  • Streets of rage two
  • and all the sonic the hedgehog one man can handle.

So its okay….i just wish it had Jurassic Park. and Aladdin

Has Balls! 1.3 Testicles!

Basty – 05-09

I saw this guy play in Newtown Cemetery recently, it was pretty cool so i purchased his CD for what was supposed to be one dollar but i gave 5 because of how much i enjoyed the show and it is awesome! I’d get into what i think it sounded like but I would prefer just to give a link so you can see for yourself. It’s easily worth more than 5 dollars. So i was pretty happy with that.

http://www.myspace.com/toadcrab

P.S there is a thrash song

Has Balls! 1.8 Testicles!

Not having a fly screen on your window

Oh man does this suck balls. I tell ya, I get no respect.

Sucks Balls! -2.0 Testicles!

GG MOSH

What a faggot this guy is. I’m pretty sure I’m gonna beat him up soon.

Sucks Balls! -2.0 Testicles!

Jakes TV

My friend gave our house a huge rear projection TV. It was awesome for one week, then it broke.

SUCKS BALLS! -2.0 TESTICLES.