I keep saying I wont go back to this shit hole, but I always do (hot waitress). Every time i go to this place something bad happens:
- I go there on a hot day and ask for a fruit smoothie, I was worried about the milk but thought ‘as long as it’s cold it will be fine. It wasnt cold. At all.
- Then I get up and get a coke out of the fridge, and get in trouble off everyone for ‘being rude’, so then I lean back on my chair and the fucking thing breaks and I fall over.
- Then they dont have eftpos.
- Then i go back, put salt on my eggs and the cap of the shaker comes off and pours salt all over my food. I try to shake the bacon off and it slips out of my hand onto the ground.
- Then i get a mango juice that was fucking warm.
- Then the hot waitress is rude to me.
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