I got this thing called an iPhone. I was skeptical, and to be honest. Previous to the iPhone I didn’t have a phone so I was worried about jumping right in and getting one that can brush my teeth. But I did. And JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMN IT’S GOOD. I have an app that tells me when my period is, I have an app for kama sutra positions, Matt has an app that drinks a schooner of beer, I have sonic the hedgehog, assassins creed and a zombie game that rules! I recommend these to everyone. I also jail broke it which enables me to get free apps. (which rules, and is very easy to do)
P.S I also has an app that says, ‘Chocolate starfish, and the hot dog flavored water’
Has Balls!: 2.0 testicles