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Army of two – The 40th day on xbox 360 co op

David K Smith — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 22:00:46 +0000

I started playing this game with ben on co op. its surprisingly fun, cool gun modifications etc, the graphics aren’t amazing, but they’re okay. It’s dumb as hell but fun in the way that Bad Boys II is fun.

A couple of examples of how dumb it is, when you hit a certain but (A i think) your characters will either, high five, play their guns like guitars, kick each other in the balls or play scissors paper rock.

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Sega Mega Drive Collection on PS3

David K Smith — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 22:00:59 +0000

It’s missing Jurassic Park.
Other than that major fault, it’s pretty fun.

Altered beast two
Streets of rage two
and all the sonic the hedgehog one man can handle.

So its okay….i just wish it had Jurassic Park. and Aladdin

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STAR WARS GALATIC BATTLEGROUNDS on PC

David K Smith — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 23:27:08 +0000

About a week or so ago I borrowed this. I hadn’t played it in years so I was a bit worried it wouldn’t be as good as I remembered. But then I remembered the general concept of the game…
Its run on the Age of Empires engine, but its Star Wars.
That’s when I realised that it was awesome. I can’t really remember what year it came out, I just know it has lots of balls.
Its not as good as playing AOE2 with the conquerors expansion, or even better than playing Rise of Nations, but it’s a hell of a lot better than watching prequels.

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Dragon Age: Origins on PS3

David K Smith — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 23:24:20 +0000

More like Dragon GAYge.
More like Dragon turn the page I’m bored.
It’s an RPG, and it’s massive. But the draw card is basically that in conversation there are a lot of options, and there’s a lot of different ways to play the game. Which sounds good on paper, but when played it can be a little overwhelming. I’m all for choice in games, but I just didn’t like it in this particular game. The graphics were terrible, controls were annoying and the fighting is just boring.
Although, apparently it’s a lot better on PC.

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Assassins Creed II on PS3

David K Smith — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 23:19:44 +0000

Its pretty awesome but I cant really get addicted to it, my bitch ass friend Dieter likes it a lot more than I do, and I like it. I just don’t care that much about it. I think most people would like this game more than I do, I think I just got stuck on a part and I was like ‘fuck this shit’. I got the game for something like 80 dollars, and it came with a bad ass Assassin jumper for assassinating bitches in, so once I finish the game and I’m trained in the creed of an assassin, and I’m decked out in my assassin attire, just back the fuck up.
(before I fuck this track up)

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