I found this on my myspace and lol’d to myself.
I give it 2.0 Balls!
- Matheson
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David K. Smith EXPOSED!
Living out of home while your dog is living with your parents.
God, i miss my midge.
Sucks Balls! -2.0 Testicles.
Matt Saliba
What a gentlemen this guy is, if he’s not wrestling me on a pool table, he’s probably taking a mother home to hang out and chat whilst he’s falling a asleep.
I don’t think its possible for any man or women not to love him.
Has Balls! 2.0 testicles!
GG MOSH
What a faggot this guy is. I’m pretty sure I’m gonna beat him up soon.
Sucks Balls! -2.0 Testicles!
Jakes TV
My friend gave our house a huge rear projection TV. It was awesome for one week, then it broke.
SUCKS BALLS! -2.0 TESTICLES.
Chill Cafe in Newtown
I keep saying I wont go back to this shit hole, but I always do (hot waitress). Every time i go to this place something bad happens:
I go there on a hot day and ask for a fruit smoothie, I was worried about the milk but thought ‘as long as it’s cold it will be fine. It wasnt cold. At [...]
David’s Reviewing Abilities
He gave it a go, but all in all I’d say it was a fail. The reviews give no real insight into the product/service/beard, and he’s basically just saying whether it sucks balls or not.
Sucks balls! -1.9 testicles
Matheson’s Beard
Of all the people I know, Matt easily has the best beard. But here’s my problem with it. There’s no sense of accomplishment to it. when you see most people in beards you know that it took months of waiting and itching and feeling dirty to get that beard, but with Matt you know he [...]