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Chill Cafe in Newtown

I keep saying I wont go back to this shit hole, but I always do (hot waitress). Every time i go to this place something bad happens:

I go there on a hot day and ask for a fruit smoothie, I was worried about the milk but thought ‘as long as it’s cold it will be fine. It wasnt cold. At [...]

Dr Pepper

Had a Dr Pepper yesterday. Think of the balls!
Has Balls!: 1.9 testicles

The iPhone

I got this thing called an iPhone. I was skeptical, and to be honest. Previous to the iPhone I didn’t have a phone so I was worried about jumping right in and getting one that can brush my teeth. But I did. And JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMN IT’S GOOD. I have an app that tells [...]

Champion Tobacco

Smoked Champion tobacco. Not as good as drum. It was about as good as that song Champion by Grinspoon. Not very good. I won’t go the full -2 testicles because I do like that the tobacco is easily pulled away from the rest and isn’t packed too tightly.
Sucks balls! -1.1 testicles