David’s Daily Balls » Product http://www.lesstalkrecords.com/blog All the best on what has balls and what sucks balls! Wed, 25 Aug 2010 22:56:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Chill Cafe in Newtown http://www.lesstalkrecords.com/blog/2010/chill-cafe-in-newtown/ http://www.lesstalkrecords.com/blog/2010/chill-cafe-in-newtown/#comments Mon, 08 Feb 2010 23:00:01 +0000 David K Smith http://www.lesstalkrecords.com/blog/?p=154 I keep saying I wont go back to this shit hole, but I always do (hot waitress). Every time i go to this place something bad happens:

  • I go there on a hot day and ask for a fruit smoothie, I was worried about the milk but thought ‘as long as it’s cold it will be fine. It wasnt cold. At all.
  • Then I get up and get a coke out of the fridge, and get in trouble off everyone for ‘being rude’, so then I lean back on my chair and the fucking thing breaks and I fall over.
  • Then they dont have eftpos.
  • Then i go back, put salt on my eggs and the cap of the shaker comes off and pours salt all over my food. I try to shake the bacon off and it slips out of my hand onto the ground.
  • Then i get a mango juice that was fucking warm.
  • Then the hot waitress is rude to me.

Sucks Balls! -2.0 Testicles

]]> http://www.lesstalkrecords.com/blog/2010/chill-cafe-in-newtown/feed/ 2 Dr Pepper http://www.lesstalkrecords.com/blog/2010/dr-pepper/ http://www.lesstalkrecords.com/blog/2010/dr-pepper/#comments Wed, 13 Jan 2010 04:25:56 +0000 David K Smith http://www.lesstalkrecords.com/blog/?p=95 Had a Dr Pepper yesterday. Think of the balls!

Has Balls!: 1.9 testicles

]]> http://www.lesstalkrecords.com/blog/2010/dr-pepper/feed/ 0 The iPhone http://www.lesstalkrecords.com/blog/2010/the-iphone/ http://www.lesstalkrecords.com/blog/2010/the-iphone/#comments Tue, 12 Jan 2010 23:25:01 +0000 David K Smith http://www.lesstalkrecords.com/blog/?p=93 I got this thing called an iPhone. I was skeptical, and to be honest. Previous to the iPhone I didn’t have a phone so I was worried about jumping right in and getting one that can brush my teeth. But I did. And JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMN IT’S GOOD. I have an app that tells me when my period is, I have an app for kama sutra positions, Matt has an app that drinks a schooner of beer, I have sonic the hedgehog, assassins creed and a zombie game that rules! I recommend these to everyone. I also jail broke it which enables me to get free apps. (which rules, and is very easy to do)

P.S I also has an app that says, ‘Chocolate starfish, and the hot dog flavored water’

Has Balls!: 2.0 testicles

]]> http://www.lesstalkrecords.com/blog/2010/the-iphone/feed/ 0 Champion Tobacco http://www.lesstalkrecords.com/blog/2010/champion-tobacco/ http://www.lesstalkrecords.com/blog/2010/champion-tobacco/#comments Sun, 10 Jan 2010 23:23:51 +0000 David K Smith http://www.lesstalkrecords.com/blog/?p=89 Smoked Champion tobacco. Not as good as drum. It was about as good as that song Champion by Grinspoon. Not very good. I won’t go the full -2 testicles because I do like that the tobacco is easily pulled away from the rest and isn’t packed too tightly.

Sucks balls! -1.1 testicles

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