Much of the same, which i have no problem with.
Has Balls! 1.8 Testicles!
Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7
Chill Cafe in Newtown
I keep saying I wont go back to this shit hole, but I always do (hot waitress). Every time i go to this place something bad happens:
- I go there on a hot day and ask for a fruit smoothie, I was worried about the milk but thought ‘as long as it’s cold it will be fine. It wasnt cold. At all.
- Then I get up and get a coke out of the fridge, and get in trouble off everyone for ‘being rude’, so then I lean back on my chair and the fucking thing breaks and I fall over.
- Then they dont have eftpos.
- Then i go back, put salt on my eggs and the cap of the shaker comes off and pours salt all over my food. I try to shake the bacon off and it slips out of my hand onto the ground.
- Then i get a mango juice that was fucking warm.
- Then the hot waitress is rude to me.
Sucks Balls! -2.0 Testicles
The Road
I went and saw The Road the other day. I want to make this as simple as possible without sounding like a wank.
go see it.
Has Balls! 2.0 Testicles
David’s Reviewing Abilities
He gave it a go, but all in all I’d say it was a fail. The reviews give no real insight into the product/service/beard, and he’s basically just saying whether it sucks balls or not.
Sucks balls! -1.9 testicles
Matheson’s Beard
Of all the people I know, Matt easily has the best beard. But here’s my problem with it. There’s no sense of accomplishment to it. when you see most people in beards you know that it took months of waiting and itching and feeling dirty to get that beard, but with Matt you know he basically shaved two days ago and now has the biggest beard ever. But since I’m being paid to review his beard not whether he appreciates it…. has balls!
Has Balls! : 1.9 testicles
Brand New – Daisy
I wasn’t too keen to get this album, I had heard big bad things from Big Bad Jeff who is usually partial toward the band, so I thought, ‘this must be pretttttttty shit’. But today I finally listened to it, and I really liked it. Its just a really cool album and it’s a pretty big departure from the earlier albums. Their first album sucks, everyone knows that. Their second is pretty good, but still kind of lame. Everyone loved their third. But I’d have to say this is definitely my favourite so far. It has pretty awesome art as well.
Has Balls!: 1.9 testicles
STAR WARS GALATIC BATTLEGROUNDS on PC
About a week or so ago I borrowed this. I hadn’t played it in years so I was a bit worried it wouldn’t be as good as I remembered. But then I remembered the general concept of the game…
Its run on the Age of Empires engine, but its Star Wars.
That’s when I realised that it was awesome. I can’t really remember what year it came out, I just know it has lots of balls.
Its not as good as playing AOE2 with the conquerors expansion, or even better than playing Rise of Nations, but it’s a hell of a lot better than watching prequels.
Has Balls! : 1.8 testicles
Alisdair Bates’ Comedic Style
Hailed by some and hated by others, Alisdair has developed into a sharp young comedian. He began making tiny puns in the corner hoping nobody would notice and has now moved to commanding entire rooms with his highly evolved sense of humour. I’m looking forward to new, fresh and relevant jokes from this new comer.
Has Balls! : 1.7 testicles
Dr Pepper
Had a Dr Pepper yesterday. Think of the balls!
Has Balls!: 1.9 testicles
The iPhone
I got this thing called an iPhone. I was skeptical, and to be honest. Previous to the iPhone I didn’t have a phone so I was worried about jumping right in and getting one that can brush my teeth. But I did. And JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMN IT’S GOOD. I have an app that tells me when my period is, I have an app for kama sutra positions, Matt has an app that drinks a schooner of beer, I have sonic the hedgehog, assassins creed and a zombie game that rules! I recommend these to everyone. I also jail broke it which enables me to get free apps. (which rules, and is very easy to do)
P.S I also has an app that says, ‘Chocolate starfish, and the hot dog flavored water’
Has Balls!: 2.0 testicles