Jan 12th, 2010
by David K Smith.
More like Dragon GAYge.
More like Dragon turn the page I’m bored.
It’s an RPG, and it’s massive. But the draw card is basically that in conversation there are a lot of options, and there’s a lot of different ways to play the game. Which sounds good on paper, but when played it can be a little overwhelming. I’m all for choice in games, but I just didn’t like it in this particular game. The graphics were terrible, controls were annoying and the fighting is just boring.
Although, apparently it’s a lot better on PC.
Sucks balls! -1.6 testicles
Posted in: Game.
Jan 11th, 2010
by David K Smith.
Smoked Champion tobacco. Not as good as drum. It was about as good as that song Champion by Grinspoon. Not very good. I won’t go the full -2 testicles because I do like that the tobacco is easily pulled away from the rest and isn’t packed too tightly.
Sucks balls! -1.1 testicles
Posted in: Product.
Jan 10th, 2010
by David K Smith.
The Wicker Man starring Nick Cage. Watched it at Dylan’s house.
Fuck me. Just watch the youtube videos. They say it all.
Sucks balls! -2.0 testicles
Posted in: Movie.
Jan 9th, 2010
by David K Smith.
Its pretty awesome but I cant really get addicted to it, my bitch ass friend Dieter likes it a lot more than I do, and I like it. I just don’t care that much about it. I think most people would like this game more than I do, I think I just got stuck on a part and I was like ‘fuck this shit’. I got the game for something like 80 dollars, and it came with a bad ass Assassin jumper for assassinating bitches in, so once I finish the game and I’m trained in the creed of an assassin, and I’m decked out in my assassin attire, just back the fuck up.
(before I fuck this track up)
Has Balls!: 1.2 testicles
Posted in: Game.
Jan 8th, 2010
by David K Smith.
I started watching The Wire recently, and while I’m only one season in, I really love it. Its HBO so if you like The Sopranos, Oz etc you will probably enjoy The Wire. To be really simple, it’s about police trying to catch black drug dealers who are killing lots of people. Which might sound kind of boring, but it’s nothing like your average cop show, probably because it doesn’t suck.
Has Balls!: 1.9 testicles
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Jan 7th, 2010
by David K Smith.
I just watched Funny People, and I enjoyed it. It was good to see Adam Sandler in something that wasn’t Don’t Mess With the Zohan, even if an Apatow film was probably safer. Its pretty long for a comedy, but I wasn’t really bored at any stage. Eric Bana’s role was particularly funny, but I couldn’t help but be annoyed by Apatow’s wife. Can’t I see anything now without her being in it? actually, it was really really fucking long. heaps long. too long probably. and it was pretty fucking sad too. there’s a girl comedian in it who is awesome as well. cos she’s heaaaaaps hot.
Has Balls!: 1.2 testicles
Posted in: Movie.
Jan 6th, 2010
by David K Smith.
Okay, I saw Avatar. Fuck everyone, I loved it. One problem though, and it’s a hell of a fucking problem. That stupid bitch from fast and the furious, she was fine and all for a while, but then she joins the blue team and paints her stupid fucking face blue and paints her stupid fucking ship blue. But then she dies, which was fucking awesome. Wasn’t she in lost as well? A lot of people, namely everyone complained about the colour of the aliens etc, but I didn’t really mind that much. It was mainly just this stupid bitch getting paint all over her shit. I’d rather blue ass aliens that look like athletic versions of the gay aliens from Halo running around than that stupid bitch from Lost doing all that stuff. It just really got to me. The 3D was impressive, but I kind of got motion sickness. I’m not sure how ‘RealD’ it was.
Has Balls!: 1.7 testicles
Posted in: Movie.
Tagged: Avatar
