Cunt Butcher Drum Interview

Cunt Butcher Interview as seen in the Drum Media. The Uncensored Version.

Your music is…? (genre)
1. Blue Metal
2. Shit
3. Both 1 & 2

Which acts inspired you to produce your own music and why?
1. Their Mentors for their SNAG attitude, Johnny Rebel for his ethnic sensitivity, GG Allin for being GG Allin
2. Volatile, Syphilis, Blood Duster and Sadistik Exekution for giving shit music great stage presence
3. Every shitty nu-metal, metalcore, nigg... oops... black metal, xStr83d63x homocore, or bw00dle melodic def meddle band that has ever bored me to sleep with their live show (those couches are soooooooo comfortable....)
4. Actually, none of the above. We are so great that we inspired ourselves. *masturbates furiously*

What's your wildest ambition for your music?
1. It involves a backstage pass, the Veronica twins, a jar of Vegemite, a live goat and a webcam.
2. See 1.
3. See 2.

Why should we come and see you?
1. Because it beats masturbating over lesbian scat porn while fingering your own anus. But only just.
2. Because your lesbian scat porn DVDs are all scratched.
3. Because you want to see live bands but you're bored with the generic shit-metal bands that seem to pop up everywhere like a bad case of genital warts.
4. Because you want to shout us beers, cones and, if female, would like to make love to the both of us (while we fuck you in return).

How do you find the local live scene?
I look through the Drum Media, duh

What's your greatest rock'n'roll moment?
We don't believe in rock'n'roll. We're just in it for the sex and drugs.

For more info see: (website and releases)
www.myspace.com/cuntbutcher666

Next available at: (upcoming dates and venues in and around Sydney only)
Tits 'n' Grind - Friday 20th June @ the Live House Hotel, Lewisham

We are gig whores who will play anything for a price - baby showers, children's birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, hen's nights, buck's nights, parties, weddings, funerals.