This is what you’re doing saturday

This weekend $2 will get you:
66% of a shit 'meat pie'
57% of a schooner of Carlton Draught
31% of a glass of Wild Turkey & coke
4% of 5gm of weed
2.1% of a ticket to the Future Music Festival
0.8% of a decent prossie

OR 4 violent NSW grind bands this Saturday night!!!!!!

We've got the frenetic Blue Mountains grinders Beyond Terror Beyond Grace headlining with their blistering Rotten Sound and Discordance Axis influence modern grind assault. Beyond Terror will be playing BRAND NEW MATERIAL for the majority of their set.

Then we have the always punk fuckheads of Anal Discharge who always make chauvantism, alcoholism, drug abuse and general apathy and anarchy look like a load of fun. Their live shows are loose - I still remember their lead singer Matt glassing himself in from of 12 people at @Newtown on a tuesday night because he was bored.

Kill A Celebrity have now been banned from Club Blink (who fucking cares?) and most recently Maggotsville for their violent grind stylings, chaotic live show and loud, obnoxious, roid-munching singer.

And finally we have Bulemaconda (whos name I always fuck up) - a crazy new experimental death/grind band from the Southern Highlands. These guys showed a lot of promise last year at A Grind Before Grindmas, so get off yah fucking arses and come down early to see them.

Four grind bands for two fucking dollars. How good is that? Get down and support it, because the more people who come, the more chance there is of more $2 Grind, Punk, Crust and Hardcore gigs promoted by yours truly. In a period when a lot of grind and extreme music venues are dropping off the map (The Empire Hotel, Bar Broadway, The Annandale Hotel) getting behind shit like this is fucking important.

But more importantly, come down, get fucked up, talk shit, throw cunts around and enjoy four crazy young local bands going insane.

See yah there.

Here's some of what you can expect: