Everybodies favourite math-metalling mind grinders Five Star Prison Cell will be lighting up the androgynous emo hangout of Hot Damn! this evening on Oxford Street.
Guys, prepare to be confronted by a sea of bewildered, vacant faces.
Apparently some bands called As Silence Breaks, Safe Hands and Azlock are also playing... and it's the Against Me! album launch. That all sounds stupid. Just watch Five Star Prison Cell. They're on at 10pm and they should be flogging off their incredible new album Matriarch.